douglasbooths

fovelshucker:

DONT BE FRIENDS WITH ME I LAUGH AT MY OWN JOKES FOR YEARS

(via sherlocks)

misandrwitch:

digivolvin:

when dudes say they’ve been friendzoned i like to imagine rod serling waiting impatiently to escort their entitled manchildren butts into the alternate dimension they’ve created for themselves— a dimension not only of sound, but of mind. a journey into the land of their imaginations.

welcome to The Friend Zone.

#”what you’re about to witness is a nightmare”

(via harrysmilkywhitethighs)

This girl has been HIIIIIIIIIIRED

gorilllas:

*shimmys up your drainpipe* *climbs through your window* *gets under the covers with you* why don’t you like one direction?

(via punkasslouis)

diqe:

i literally don’t see the point in bashing any musician or band at all

no matter how bad you might think they are, they sound nice to someone somewhere and you’re just directly attacking their personal preference with absolutely no rational basis other than your own opposing preference

in other words, you’re just a pretentious dick with a superiority complex

(via lerman)

radiogrimshaw:

I’M REALLY SICK OF HARRY BEING FRIENDS WITH SHITTY PEOPLE AND IT IS 200% NONE OF MY BUSINESS BUT IT MAKES ME SO SAD

zaynsmaliks:

harry probably hangs around children and adults a lot because people his own age are absolute asshats to him even when he wears a smile 24/7

(via thevirginharry)

athelstansbitch:

MY OPINION ON THINGS CHANGE FREQUENTLY AS I LEARN MORE STUFF ABOUT THE THING PLEASE DO NOT HOLD ME ACCOUNTABLE FOR SOMETHING I SAID THREE YEARS AGO

(via inglourious-basterd)